Bicycle Defense Kit

[El Imbatido]

Sick and tired of angry, aggressive and offensive motorists who just don't give a crap. Well then i have the answer for you. It is called the "Bicycle Defense Kit". It's webpage is: http://bdk.dirtnail.com/

The Bicycle Defense Kit (BDK) offers options for dealing with aggressive motorists. Contained within an altoids tin, the 8 tools vary in detectability, potential to cause damage, and legality.
Specifically, cyclists can:

1. Issue "citizen citations" with official-ish tickets.
2. Label offending vehicles with an "I was a jerk to a cyclist" sticker.
3. Introduce the risk of paint damage with a Jolly Rancher.
4. Create certain coating cremation via DOT3 brake fluid.
5. Make cars stink worse than their exhaust with a carefully-placed stink bomb.
6. Throw a trusty bolt to dent offending traffic as it passes.
7. Lock out loony drivers by filling their keyholes with super glue.
8. Cut through tire valve stems with a utility blade.

Originally i thought it was a **** take but you can actually buy it and use it against motorists

[Metro Commuter]

All have differing unlawful elements. Not recommended.

One of my former staff did deal with a cheating boyfriend by wiping dog faeces, ever so lightly, on the inside surface of the exterior dog handles of his BMW. By the time he realised he had touched things inside his car.