Dealing with w@nkers, by Dr Rudi - not PG!

[Metro Commuter]

Sick of w@nkers coming up to you after a race, full of excuses you know come from "Why I never win important races despite training my ring hole off with my Team Windsock friends" by LoveBoat and The Choker?  Well, here is one way to deal with those racing bores:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLGgr_Pz3Rk&feature=related

WARNING:  Dr Rudi's social advice may be effective, but would leave you liable to criminal prosecution and probably being entered on the sex offenders register.

[Commuter]

Metro


Tried to watch clips but error came finishing with an apt reply for those full of excuses................ "please try again later"



Commuter

[Metro Commuter]

Ah - the clip has a "W@nker screen" device attached, so that w@nkers can not access it and find out how non-w@nkers might try to humiliate them.  So, as I can access it, and you can not, then I think we know what that means...

[Commuter]

Metro


So in the wash up it fair to say,your not a **** ..................Your just a tosser


Commuter

[Metro Commuter]

As a response goes, that is as lame as a TT King "sprint" or a Choker excuse.

[Boostland]

Not sure if this will help the situation

[Commuter]

Metro

Just following Dr Rudi's advice if it feels good do it..............


Commuter

[Boostland]

This is a interesting email exchange complete with Pie charts and a logo.

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

[Boostland]

I wonder if something like this could be adapted to a road bike to help deal with irate motorists ?

[Boostland]

While on the subject of doctors.

[Boostland]

How about over zealous parking cops

[Metro Commuter]

We need Officer 355 as a Commissaire to hand out urination fines to serial public urinators.

See, even though I do not  care for the **** Nazi, and I know she does not like me at all (no Easter Eggs AGAIN this year, and no Xmas gifts at the KOCC AGM last year either - how I wish that I was in that non-racing clique), she is 100% correct on her stance on public urination.  Perhaps **** Nazi can use the time she is not spending racing to see if we can get Officer 355 to attend as a Urination Commissaire and wipe out public urination for good.

[TheSniper]

You guys are certainly a very different bunch

[Metro Commuter]

Sniper - we are different - like cyclists from other places but much slower.

[Boostland]

While on the subject of doctors.

I wonder if he has tried a burger with his name on it ?