C Graders - A Call to Arms

[Metro Commuter]

SSer - HJ correctly states my position. No C grader will win unless C grade works together. We have to be less fractured than the other grades.  I do not see why we can not, as most people in C grade can think and ride well enough

[spokey]

DW are you going to be a team player through and through and share the reward with the team? A can of coke at the finish will do for me and I'm in!!

P.S. If I can make it.

[Daddy Walrus]

Spokey,

Just like with teaching I think seeing the fruits of your hard work reflected in the results of others is reward enough.
Instead of giving you a coke and quenching your thirst for 1hr I would rather teach you to drink from the cup of success and you will never be thirsty again.

[2ndwheel]

Re team "c" grade

You may have jumped the gun. The Handicapper may see this organization as a threat to his integrity and may feel the need to punish this organizational coup by deducting time from "C"grade. Keep it below his radar.

[Daddy Walrus]

From memory we were 7 mins behind D grade last time at Black Hill and we never saw them. Any more than that will be suspicious especially if Robbo is there in D grade leading from the front, driving hard, penetrating the wind, feeling the friction against his rippling torso, letting the beads of sweat run down his chiselled jaw line and drip between his thighs.

[2ndwheel]

Robbo driving hard penetrating the wind friction rippling torso chiselled jaw line drip between his thighs

DW

The word you have created paint a mental picture of Robbo are not a pretty one, I feel I will be emotionally scarred for days.

[Robbo]

DW, you are a poor misguided soul. Me on the front in my current state? Nup, sorry not going to happen.

The wind would indeed cause wave like ripples in the lining of fat that surrounds my torso, but said torso would be well covered so as not to cause upset to any observers.

Besides, you will also have to wait for a while for another visit to a race from me on a bike unfortunately.

2ndwheel, (potcallingkettleblack) I have seen you in a skinsuit. Talk about being emotionally scarred!

[Metro Commuter]

Re team "c" grade

You may have jumped the gun. The Handicapper may see this organization as a threat to his integrity and may feel the need to punish this organizational coup by deducting time from "C"grade. Keep it below his radar.

The Handicapper expressed a view early this morning at the Table of Knowledge that B grade should never go close to catching C grade after 2.5 laps, which is usually what happens, and he reckons if C grade got its collective act together it should have a chance of winning.  He sees no need to put us further back, as we back ourselves out time after time.

[Daddy Walrus]

Well, in that case tell them to start engraving.

[crank-yanker]

Instead of giving you a coke and quenching your thirst for 1hr I would rather teach you to drink from the cup of success and you will never be thirsty again.

  Word.

[commando]

c graders
remember that u can be DQed for collusion
cycling is still an individual sport except in designated team events

just stating the rules
3.52.07 In the case of collusion between riders, the commissaires may disqualify the riders concerned.

[Daddy Walrus]

3.52.07 In the case of collusion between riders, the commissaires may disqualify the riders concerned

If I have to take a leaf out of  THE HANDY GUIDE TO COLLUSION WITH WOLLONGONG COUNCIL and get MC to sleep with the handicapper to ensure a C Grade victory  I am prepared for him to make that sacrifice.

[2ndwheel]

DW

Some may say (but not me) that he already does.

[Boostland]

These riders look like they are colluding on domestic duties.

[Metro Commuter]

The Table of Knowledge was so named after the Wollongong Council corruption issue became public knowledge...

There is a difference between people being like minded not to ride like dumb fcukwits as we do every other time, and collusion.  Some may say all that is occurring is there are some who have agreed to race.  We all KNOW half of us will get spat out the Commuter end of the bunch and the other half will get a puncture.