I know of the Perry clan Breading Habits - they like a mix of wholemeal and white bread crumbs, and use a 2:1 egg:milk mix for the dipping.
I am sure the Perry's are well aware of the antics of some of their inbred neighbours. Mayor Nigel, who wears the Mayoral skinsuit with pride, has tried to educate these poor cousin lovin folk but sadly it is beyond their meagre abilities - they drink XXXX foreddensakes.