Cleaning chains, what's best?

[The Ferret]

Marto1971,

Go to the top of the class son. This is what The Ferret does. Chain performs better and lasts longer. Good to see some punter debunk this synthetic lubricant argument. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

[Boostland]

Is it true that LARD is really good for this method, and that it attracts commuters to sit on your wheel just to smell the bacon cooking in the hot sun ?

[Metro Commuter]

Boostie - just because you are no longer a commuter does not mean you can make fun of me and my non-metro namesake.  But the smell of bacon on a chain might be the incentive the two commuters need to hold a wheel in C grade, and so not get dropped...cough cough

MC

[Commuter]

Boostie

You can change your name but that does not change your ways ...................... remember  who won the major prize from Darbies, for the record it was not me




Commuter (who now has 2 working hands)

[2ndwheel]

Commuter (who now has 2 working hands)

Commuter

One might ask where the other hand was and what was it doing? Maybe caught in the cookie jar

[Metro Commuter]

Commuter,

You have two working hands?

2ndwheel,

Unless "cookie jar" is Commissaire speak for "underpants"...much like "swim" has a special meaning for Wayne Swan and Wellsie's best mate...

MC

[Robbo]

Often wondered why Commuter took so long to type a reply, why he cant wave back to you when he is carrying one bag of shopping, why he cant drive a manual car, or why he cant take notes whilst on the phone etc.

Sick Puppy Dot Boy!

I also wondered why you purchased so many packets of twisties.............

[Commuter]

Kiddies


Burnt hand  at work a few weeks ago.
Been out of action and off the bike.



Commuter who doesnt eat Twisties but is partial to a cream bun

[The Ferret]

Commuter,

Not as partial as Metro. he had that cream bun dispenser installed on his handlebars. Shalom. That's why C grade always has an angry flock of seagulls pursuing it around Kooragang. Metro's cream buns "rattle" out of the dispenser due to the road surface. I suspect it was him who alerted Cycling NSW officials about the surface because it rendered his cream bun dispenser inoperable. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Ferret,

Two "shalom" in one post - is that like moreover?

When I was in year 11 we did stage a "sit in" when they removed cream buns from the menu.  Although I do not actually like cream buns I thought it was a worthy cause, because I could see the next items to be removed might be custard pies (something I am still partial to) and chicken patties.  We were successful, and the cream buns returned to the menu of the Malvina High School canteen.

Commuter,

Good news the injury was work related...please tell me it was not burnt in some hi jinks in the showers at the end of a long night shift...

MC

[Commuter]

The following should be said in a nasally tone much like the young girl in American Pie

When I was in year 11 we did stage a "sit in" .....................
MC

No Hyjinks caused the injury..................Though it was at the end of long night

[Metro Commuter]

Was it the pie oven?

[Commuter]

No...............

[Boostland]

Why is it that most threads about cycling all end up talking about food, I guess I am to blame for this one.

[Metro Commuter]

Isn't the reason we cycle so we can eat and not get fat...oh, hang on, it ain't workin' for some of us