THOR will he or wont he

[commando]

the great 1 THOR has been spotted

there was chat of another comebak
in between the trash talking and general crap that comes out while commando,thor and tfa were chatting
mrs thor purchased a new cycle

so will thor make comebak
will thor be fastest of the thors in the house of thor?

[Metro Commuter]

If my mail is correct, and we all know the answer to that, Thor might be keen to try to beat his brother-in-law in something other than the recent battle of wits at the Hunt household.

[THOR]

THOR GOD OF THUNDER... making a return? Sponsored registration by HDCC stranger things have occured...

[The Ferret]

Thor,

Welcome back son. There are 2 r's in occurred. Thank god you're not teaching my son, son.

Your friend who likes to teach

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Bugger - he is teaching my son!
See  - with the modern education system it is not the three Rs - we are lucky to get one R!

[THOR]

Rather then
Rebut I will accept defeat and
Reassess my
Reading and writing skills. Obviously Ferry is
Rathe to criticize and uphold his
Reputation as a
Rampallion. With my ability to
Ratiocinate I feel my presence back on this forum will
Radiate some waves of fear within the Ferret !!
Raise your glasses and salute the
Return of the mighty THOR!!

[Aidro]

Reading that took longer than Thor will last in A grade (or B probably..)

[Metro Commuter]

Thor really is back! The clash of the two greatest egos in cycling - The Ferret and Thor God of Thunder - has been worth waiting for. Will Thor smite the Aggro Rat from the face of A grade? Will Thor bring his 55 back to racing? Will Thor relegate young Dane the bodybuilding upstart back to the plastic dumbells in the aerobics section of the gym? Will Thor jelly wrestle The Stoj at the Radcliffe Fundraiser?

More questions that bikes Turtle has had in the past 6 years

[The Ferret]

Metro,

I remember when Thor was a lot younger and he was chasing "The Brush". If my mail is correct, The Brush gave him the comb over, but several others kicked a goal. Thor is still bitter about this. I heard Thor was going to "put some moves" on himself, in the jelly pit, in front of a mirror. Any truth to this Metro?

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Ferret,

I have no mail on that.

I am told, from a reliable source, that Thor has been out and about on his bike, and is in training.  If he is driven by his repeated DNFs with The Brush then he might be very well motivated to regain his previous impressive form.  Unrequited love can be a powerful motivator.

MC

[THOR]

Ferry, you have been a fiend for a long time, (excuse my inability to use the letter R) You have a good memory for most details attaining to the said 'brush'.. however i eventually received a comb over that was well overdue...

[The Ferret]

Thor,

It was very overdue at the time son. There were a few of us A graders who were quite nervous. Persistence can bring about many good things..........including form on the bike. Last time I saw you finish son, you could count about 15 "place getters" in front of you in B grade at the "Gang. Shalom

Your true friend who tamed The Brush before you did

The Ferret

[THOR]

It is true, my last effort I was dropped first lap in B grade going up the ramp... now there is a juicy bit of info that you have missed !! Thats when i decided to stick to creating an adonis.. Unfortunally 4 hernia's later and the bike is suddenly looking a good option.

[The Ferret]

Thor,

When you go out the arse in B grade, and I'm in A grade (probably driving it) how the hell do you think I could possibly know about such mediocrity?

Your friend

The Ferret

[Haddo]

Just saw on tv that they are making a movie about Thor and it should be out next year sometime. Will this affect your comeback plans Thor?