Winter racing program

[hilljockey]

Get it in spreadsheet form:

http://www.hunterdistrict.com/

Has KC racing on it too (Brett and Lee got together so the calendars match up, joint racing etc.).

[spandexcstacy]

Thanks for that HJ.

Will Brian R's benefit night be open to all comers??

I am sure there would be a huge roll-up.

I know its ages away, but it will give some of the K.O.C.C members time to perfect their
burlesque routines. (calling all Commuters....)

Will The Ferret be in a dark suit, arms folded, earpiece in-situ, checking everyone's
C.A licenses???

Spandy

[hilljockey]

I assume all comers would be welcome to the benefit night.  As you know it's all one big happy cycling family in Newcastle...

[Metro Commuter]

Very interesting entertainment is organised.  Any truth to the rumour that we might have jelly wrestling, where we could have:

The Choker v Magic Steve

Witho v D Wells

Ebo v Go Steve (although they have had a cuddle and made up)

SToj v Thor God of Thunder

TT King v Common Sense

Snedden v any bitumen surface

[The Ferret]

Metro,

That rumour is gathering steam, for I too, have heard information along this line. One other square up for the draw card of jelly wrestling after today. That cerebral bike shop owner Stog will probably wrestle my mate Dave Virtue. Big Dave got put on his arse by Stog this morning out training in what can only be described as a complete act of stupidity by Stog. You expected anything different............??

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Stoj could be a busy boy - Thor and Virtue.

Ferret v Felix?

[The Ferret]

Metro,

Is the squirrel grip a legal jelly wrestling move.....?

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

It is A grade - rules do not apply.

[The Ferret]

Metro,

Is there any truth to the rumour (vicious one at that) involving That Chris Edden fellow falling off again.......this time on his mountain bike? I would like clarity on this matter before I comment.

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Your information is correct. 

[The Ferret]

Metro,

Was he at the helm of the Pasha Bulker....? Is there anything he hasn't crashed?

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

If he had a moustacheb I might think he was Leo **** but (I do not think he is at all a ****, Constable). But that would make you Stropp (sp?)

[crank-yanker]

Will the Highway Patrol give him a V8 pursuit car or a motorbike?

[Robbo]

either option could prove dangerous. After his failed de mudding attempt on his mountain bike on the weekend, even a Nissan Patrol would not be safe.

Look on the bright side though, with the chemists quite obviously struggling with the GFC (as there were only 250 people in the one at Charlestown last time I was in there) at least he is helping with the sale of bandages and other healing aids.

[Metro Commuter]

Robbo - you opened the door up rather widely - any smart comments about what products Robbo might have been purchasing?  I will not stoop to the usual ageist comments - leave that to Ferret/Stropp - but I can say it would not be to purchase any performance enhancing supplements as for them to work you need some performance to enhance.

MC (he who does not require enhancement but does require more self control around food)