The Ferret is unmaskable, apparently...

[2ndwheel]

Robbo

Ask the Ferret to show you his scars and the amount of lower bowl that was removed. This may give you a clue as to why the wind passes through soooooooooo quickly and unpleasantly.

[Metro Commuter]

If the alleged Ferret is the person I think you may be referring to, and without knowing if that person is indeed the Ferret, that person has a much shorter bowel than most of us and so he can tend to be overly "anally expressive", and quite often in tune as well.  He may not have finished B grade on Sunday, but he can fart with the best farters.

[Robbo]

the alleged person and the person sitting to the other side of me at the meeting were taking it in turns.

Whats worse is that when I got home and walked into my office (it being the room next to the garage), junior was on the internet and had just let fly with one that beat the other two pretenders hands down! No wonder I still have no sense of smell left, my nasal hairs are all burnt off!

[hilljockey]

Hmm, no Ferret for a while.

Perhaps he's been in court?

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/how-our-story-stopped-a-sydney-murder-trial-20100605-xlt8.html

[TheSniper]

Maybe the world needs a Ferret, have we all gone soft? I knw ppls feeling get hurt but do ppl take things too serious?
Who knows?
I see local racing has improved, like the once horse track out Kooragang- well done to those responsible.