The Ferret is unmaskable, apparently...

[Metro Commuter]

brulee?

[The Ferret]

Metro.

Thank you for the correction. It has obviously been a while since I have seen a menu. You, on the other hand, would probably know your way around many.

Your friend

The Ferret

[The Ferret]

Hilljockey,

Apparently I have been unmasked. Just ask I. Lovell. He sees things no other sees. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

[hilljockey]

Ferret,

Who am I?

[Aidro]

Who cares??

[Metro Commuter]

HJ,

A question every man about to start a mid-life crisis will ask himself.  Will we see a red 370Z convertible parked out the front of the HillBillie Palace?  Will you be asking Werris or iLovell for fashion tips? Will you be waxing legs, chest and arms?  Perhaps a Harley might be in your future?

Aidro,

Aidro was the name of a Biggest Loser. Is this a coincidence? 

MC

[The Ferret]

Metro,

You are getting warmer re: Aidro.

HJ does not want the Harley.........just the chains and the leather. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

[Aidro]

Just a remarkable coincidence Metro. Alas i have been around much longer than the "fatties" show...

[Haddo]

Yeah, you won it in 2006 tho Aidro.

[Aidro]

Haddo,
More than you have won in recent years hey?

[benny]

Haddo has won his way back up to A grade,somewhere Aidro is trying to avoid going back to

[Haddo]

As opposed to your list of victories over recent years Trev. Why dont you tell us about them?!?!?

[Aidro]

Just happened that i added another one to the list today my overly ambitious friend! Come back to mediocrity where you belong!!

[Metro Commuter]

Do we add Haddo and Aidro to the jelly wrestling?  I can lend my Mankini if one of you does not have one.

[The Ferret]

Metro,

What about Haldey and iLovell (Love Boat because Apple won't let him patent the i in front of Lovell)). Love Boat tried to out Hadley as The Ferret, but it was painfully obvious that this was due to his state grading by the handicapper of D. If my sources are correct, and we all know the answer to that, the secretary of HD was heard to espouse the view again, that The Ferret is Brett Hadley at the Table of Mediocrity one day this week. Thank you for that source of information Metro.......  Hadley was heard to ask whether naming him as The Ferret was defamatory!!

Hadley, wake up son. You can only be defamed if someone hangs crap on you, not if your reputation is enhanced by someone calling you The Ferret. Hadley couldn't run a place in state C at the weekend, even wit his Zipps and Di2. What a joke. If my sources are correct (again, we know the answer to that) he got a bit mouthy with my good mate Al Elshiekh for most of the race, then couldn't roll him in the sprint. Hadley seems to be heading the same one way form slide of his close friend, Bartel. Harsh words, but none truer have been spoken. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret