Where is Thor God of Thunder? I may have the answer...

[Metro Commuter]

As a parent, you try to bring your children up in a safe positive environment, and keep them from adverse influences.

I get home yesterday and my 12 year old son, who has just started at the local High School, is in the bathroom drawing a pencil thin moustache, he was wearing his little sister's T-short AND had the sleeves rolled up, and had his old cycling knicks on from when he was 6 years old AND he had rolled the legs up on those.  All I could get out of the kid was "Look at these guns - they are MASSIVE".

I might be leaping to a hugely unfair and incorrect conclusion, but I think my son may have Thor God of Thunder - he of puny thighs, as his PE teacher.

[The Ferret]

Metro,

Make sure that picture my mate Dane sent me isn't circulating. You know the one, Dane and Thor are flexing in G-bangers in front of a mirror. I think Dougie still had the leg of the g-string rolled up, such is his vanity. Imagine if that picture did the rounds at Cardiff High? DoCS and Dept Of Education would get involved. They wouldn't want deja vu as occurred with Doug Carley and XXXXX at the same school. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

PS If my mail is correct, a couple of KOCC boys attended Cardiff High at the same time as XXXXX. Were you boys tempted with having your name painted on the mayoral car?

[Metro Commuter]

Ferret,

Well, if my son returns from swimming at school wanting a G banger speedos I will know who is teaching him!

I have seen Dane at racing a lot lately, thankfully not wearing G banger knicks.  Will Thor ever return to bike racing, or will he continue the pursuit of this:  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00999/little-britain-usa-_999487c.jpg?

[The Ferret]

Metro,

That's gold!! Which one is Thor and which one is Dane?

Your non-steroidal friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Ferret,

Dane = Walliams and Thor = Lucas?  You should ask your training friend Stoj - he will know.

MC

[Boostland]

[The Ferret]

Metro,

I have asked him many things over the years. Not one thing he said made sense.......Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

[Snel]

isnt it funny that haddo and the ferret are never logged on at the same time.
of course this is like a paintball skirmish against a team of morons.
they would never admit being hit even if it is obvious.

[The Ferret]

Snel,

You're alive. Son, when is the comeback? You can't even get the tactics right when you're just watching the races at the "Gang. Hurry back. You could be on to something. Shalom.

Your friend

The Ferret

[Metro Commuter]

Snel,

I suspect that if Haddo is the Ferret, he would know to log on from different computers, with different IP addresses, at the same time.  IP addresses are easy to follow...

 Boostie,

If my sources are correct, that band (in your you tube link) are far better than "The Laughing Bunch", who will debut at the Brian Radcliffe Fundraiser.  Some say the lead singer of TLB could be Freddie Mercury reincarnated, but as a straight married cyclist who thankfully retains Freddie's impressive vocal range and sultry dance moves. 

Some say the drummer of TLB has been hitting some loud beats in his newly furnished music room.  I do not know if there is any truth at all to the rumour he has placed pictures of one D Wells on his drum kit to inspire.

MC

[Aidro]

Haddo is not the Ferret...

Maybe his love child tho..

[Metro Commuter]

Hmmm.  Ferret might have kept his paternity of Haddo a secret as well - could Haddo's mother be someone here who is trying to out Ferret and so claim 30 years of child support?  Could Felix be HaddoKs mum?