Open letter to Alberto,
Maaaate, I am sorry you have been set up! Some person unknown has obviously laced your Spanish beef meat pie with a banned substance. Here we call it the "tall poppy syndrome", but this has NOTHING to do with Tomke.
You should get a food tester. When I became a champion cyclist I engaged the services of Commuter, as he is very careful and will sample almost every piece of my meals unless I get in quick and stop him.
Don't let those envious of our talent get you down
Yours in elite cycling
Metro Commuter
Current CD D grade (yes, D grade!) Road Champion and member of the CD Champion-winning D grade TTT
PS -I'd be Steamfest Champion as well but too young to have been racing then