Ferret (he who is small, mouthy and agrro),
Your posts display aggression and establish you are mouthy. Both attributes of those tend to be what people with Small Man Syndrome exhibit - perhaps more of a Jack Russell than an Irish Wolf Hound. All reasonable conclusions. That does not narrow things down much, though, as there are plenty of aggressive, mouthy small men in cycling.
MC (he who is not small, not usually mouthy and not aggro except in a long queue at McDonalds)