Snedden,
Get used to it son. Someone who falls as much as you will probably learn to enjoy each fall. You may even go so far as to have each one tattooed in order, for when you gain dementia and can't remember how yougot one. A smart man would possibly get the numbers and dates tattooed down their back like a rock band's gig list as well. Shalom.
Your friend
The Ferret