Mr Jorgan,
There a person known as "The Milf" but he is not a milf.
If you race B grade you will know The Milf. He can be seen coming 3rd most Friday nights, talking non stop at the rear of the pack with his Campag ratchet making noise, and generally running down fat C grade bunters like me. He means well. He must be close to moving to A grade, which will be fun for him.
MC