newcastlecycling

The first couple that come to mind are in a Team and I beleive one was overseas very very recently.  His unemployeed bald mate even mowed his lawn for him.  Such friendship would enable them to team up as The Ferret(and keep it a secret). They have both been around cycling for a long time.  One claims to have taken the 8th spot/place at the 1986 Mercey Valley Tour.

I can say that I did suggest "The Choker" as being the Ferret a long long time ago, but never in partnership with that bent chicken Witho.  Interesting.  They both spend hours together trying to beat iLovell, which iLovell will tell you is not something they have been very successful in achieving.  Perhaps the pent up rage at being bettered by iLovell is what fuels The Ferret, just as C grade recently passed B grade in a race in a attempt to shut the Milf up, but my sources tell me Milf did not shut up all of that race...

The other alternate suggestion - one being the only person providing a better wheel to sit on than me and an infamously large mouth, and the other being  born in a poor south pacific nation - also interesting. 

The Ferret might respond by suggesting you are a thinker, son

Shalom

MC