Message #449

[The Ferret]

Spandy,

Dreams do come true!! "Timing and tone", that has many applications when making reference to me, thank you. Listen up bunters, there is one way to give advice...........give it to the bunter and be firm. Don't roll over a wheel if they swing the wrong way. Don't fill gaps, particularly if you have just accelerated and made it, then drop into second wheel and effectively remove what little pressure you just created. Don't chase everything. Don't expect ADF riders or any rider from a club with Paradise Hills as a base (HD only uses this venue in summer) to know where the wind is blowing from. For reference points, please observe Team Windsock riders who all have tiny condoms swinging on their handlebars acting as windsocks. So far none of them has won a race or got pregnant, so the jury is out. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret