newcastlecycling

the weatherman has promised me that it will be dry for tomorrow nights sess.

Stefan Chapman will need some assistance on the infield as I am required to escort my wonderful wife out to her birthday dinner.

To do the Stefan Assistant job the only requirements are as follows;

Ignore his incessant calls for you to 'come over here'
Suggest anything that contradicts what he says
Point out how far his stomach is protuding these days
Constantly mention how poofy his jacket is
ALWAYS cheat when pushing a rider in a race against the one he is pushing
Ask lots of off topic questions

there are more, but I have to get back to work, so anyone who could do with an evening of entertainment please turn up and assist.