newcastlecycling

2nd wheel,

It sounds like envy son. Obviously a bottom feeder looking up to credentialled riders such as myself.

Snedden94852716,

Son, I have heard about a recent discussion on the way home from racing last Saturday. Wouldn't it set the cat amongst the pigeons if you were invited to a berth in Team Toyota.......?

Road kill Ryan,

Just stating the facts son. I spent less energy racing last Saturday than deflecting team managers. Shalom.


Metro,

Son, you are becoming more learned as you get slower. It is true, I have been approached by Team Rees Pritchard Kingston and reserve my decision, as with many others. If my mail is correct, it has been put to me that Stoj has been injured most of his adult life........? Team Mace have not offered me a position as the maximum iq they accept is a halfwit. Shalom

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The Ferret