TTK has been away at a writer's conference in Melbourne, so he could not have gained access to the Active computer. In any event, Commando has been busy ordering PizzaHut on line...
I was in the Team Commando shop earlier today and did hear said Commando saying something about he is 20% larger on one side than the other, and that meant his hips were always twisted. Now, I have a twisted mind, but I wondered what sort of depraved things go on in the Team Active Team bus...