Metro,
If my sources are correct (and we all know the answer to that), a certain Constable Snedden was seen crouching behind bushes on the F3 Friday morning, at approximately 7.08am, pushing sharp needles into what can only be described as a fat doll. Now, The Ferret does not believe in voodoo, but my sources at NSW Police confirmed that McCrash's quota was down for this shift. I suspect he has hexed you son.
About your question to someone who has fallen, "Can I do anything for you", the accident prone person should just say, "No, I do enough on my own. Please provide me a wider exclusion zone, don't talk to me so I can concentrate. I know I am a bunter. Do not associate with me, you may be tarred with the same brush". Shalom
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The Ferret
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