Gentlemen,
Isn't retribution sweet...? Tonight the cycling fraternity witnessed dialogue from a disgruntled man. Whilst The Ferret has never shirked answering questions truthfully, there are a few people who have an inkling as to my identity, and most don't care. I have just checked the state gradings and realise now why I. Lovell tried to out Haldey as The Ferret. The handicapper has put him in state D1. Now, if I were to point out my state grading, it would ultimately single me out and make my identity easy to confirm. Thank you I. Lovell. The mutterings of a man desperate to keep his arse out of state D grade made for an entertaining night and took the heat off me again. Are you sure you aren't appearing in a stage play called Twins with Dave Heaton? That man single-handedly took the heat off me. Your outing prowess is as keen as your form and your state grade. Keep up the banter though. I think everyone appreciated it.........
Your eternal friend
The Ferret