Boys,
The Ferret will be riding around Kooragang, having entered the kermesse, performing some psyche analysis on the Sydney riders. For example:
The Ferret (TF): G'day son
Sydney Person with two Heads (SPWTH): mumble, mumble
TF: Great day for it
SPWTH: Great day for what...?
TF: Breeze in the hair (obviously I can't have this discussion with Big Steve), sunny day, and the local club have done an amazing job of patching the road. You should have seen it before.
SPWTH: Do you think the course is suitable for these Zipps?
TF: Are you rich? Do you own a bike shop? Are you a solicitor? Do you know the sound carbon makes as it disintegrates?
SPWTH: Yes. No. Yes. No
TF: Son, I run with these 36H wheels for integrity.....given my weight, and am lighter than you.
SPWTH: Are we on the course now? WTF.........
TF: What number are you son? I just want to make sure I am not behind you when something fails. Have a good day.........
SPWTH: Tootle Pip
TF: You want to "Harden the fkuc up son". This is Newcastle Pave
Your friend
The Ferret
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