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Metro,

Correct son. No racism here. I treat all black people the same, no matter what shade they are!! I'm only 1/216th koori because one uncle double dipped. It means a couple of 'lations have droopy eyelids, and one is cross-eyed, but good ol' Uncle Nebille meant well when he didn't want our koori bloodline diminished any more. That's what he said to the women folk anyway!!. Shalom

Your indigenous friend

The Ferret

Fast Gai,

Is Methuselah's wife the oldest?

Robbo,

If my mail is correct son, it was observed that you "ferried" a largish KOCC member(who actually owns a HD kit) to Taree. I am reliably informed that the lure of the VIP fast food sticker on your windscreen was the clincher. Be warned son, don't stand near wet concrete that is deep. A few of the KOCC Executive sharks are circling. You have been warned. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

Masso,

You are soundly beaten son. Turtle has 36 more broken collarbones than you. You can't even win a collarbone breaking contest. Next, you'll be telling everyone you're a roadie. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

Robbo et al,

It seems Metro's good club (KOCC) has two sets of rules. Noted by several people on Australia day racing at KOCC was the delaying tactics for one psuedo sponsor of the club, as his plane was late from Melbourne due to fog. I am then reliably informed (thank you C grader XY123 (code)) that this same person, having arrived late and missed the A grade start, proceeded to ride down the finish straight the wrong way until he met A grade. This same rider has been disqualified by KOCC for taking pace from vehicles in races at the Gang. It would seem some have a short memory!! What The Ferret then saw with his own eyes, defied any law I have read. This individual proceeded to swap off turns and engage in the race, something you cannot do if you do not go the distance. That is..........unless you are a psuedo sponsor of KOCC!!

So, next time KOCC publish a 9am start on a public holiday, or a 2.30pm start on a Saturday, just remember, that if a club sponsor suggests they may be late, you won't be starting at the advertised time. If this happened at HD, that punter would be invited to help take places at the finish line. They would get a lesson in the bargain. Shalom

Your punctual friend

The Ferret

Metro,

No son, no involvement in new kit

HJ,

If my mail is correct, Metro has been seen out in a Cessnock kit. Furthermore, I understand he may have "snowdropped" it off Clydey's clothesline. Note to Metro; people will put two and two together soon son. If Clydey finds out.......you will never get a good mark at Cessnock. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

Metro,

Yes, my dictionary was required son.

On another matter concerning clubs, if my mail is correct (and we all know the answer to that) I understand HVV is to merge with the NCM (Newcastle Cycleways Movement). The Articles of Association for the new merged club will mean that all male veteran riders will have to grow a long flowy beard (it will be grey/white because of their age). I have it on good authority that guys like Don McWha, Brian Atkins, Turtle, Skillo and Heavy Kevvy are all considering gigs as Santa Claus come Christmas, subject to the relevant police checks!! Imagine if you are in one of the lower grades (anything less than A grade is lower), you won't be able to tell them apart with their flowy beards.

Note to Team Windsock: the flowy beard may act as a wind gauge. Dr Brad might let his whiskers go a bit. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

Robbo,

I take any comparative to this word as a compliment son, gauging by the definition as I detailed same.

DW,

Why have bounds when you are genuine, honest and there to help others improve? Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

Robbo,

Or, if you have no results and **** form, just leave. Don't waste anyone's time asking them anything so stupid. I remember guys like the Perry's and Snake in The Grass, they let their pedals do the talking. These guys want recognition before they do anything, yet have shown nothing dynamic thus far. He is also a **** communicator from what you detail Robbo. KOCC can have him.........

Look at the loyalty he displayed to Box. He has the slowest Lethal bike in Newy. Good riddance.

Your friend who has no trouble communicating

The Ferret