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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: February 14, 2011, 01:06:27 pm »
Metro,

Correct son. No racism here. I treat all black people the same, no matter what shade they are!! I'm only 1/216th koori because one uncle double dipped. It means a couple of 'lations have droopy eyelids, and one is cross-eyed, but good ol' Uncle Nebille meant well when he didn't want our koori bloodline diminished any more. That's what he said to the women folk anyway!!. Shalom

Your indigenous friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: February 12, 2011, 10:50:18 am »
Robbo,

No doubt this family was from Purfleet. He would have only kept the second twin alive, not devoured same, to secure a cheap home loan and a government funded Baum titanium bike based solely on the fact that as a traditional owner of any minerals that come out of the ground that go into a Baum, he is deserving of one. He thinks he tans well too. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: February 07, 2011, 11:42:46 am »
Fast Gai,

Is Methuselah's wife the oldest?

Robbo,

If my mail is correct son, it was observed that you "ferried" a largish KOCC member(who actually owns a HD kit) to Taree. I am reliably informed that the lure of the VIP fast food sticker on your windscreen was the clincher. Be warned son, don't stand near wet concrete that is deep. A few of the KOCC Executive sharks are circling. You have been warned. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: The Ferret returns - again
« on: January 28, 2011, 10:47:01 am »
Metro,

I have previously raced with a beard son, and liked the Human Headline. Further to the controversy posted above.........how did said psuedo sponsor sign on prior to the race? Ian Chapman was heard to seek that of each rider in each grade. I guess you can't answer that you haven't signed on if you're not there. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Events / Re: What to do now Friday night racing has started
« on: January 27, 2011, 05:54:21 pm »
Masso,

You are soundly beaten son. Turtle has 36 more broken collarbones than you. You can't even win a collarbone breaking contest. Next, you'll be telling everyone you're a roadie. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: The Ferret returns - again
« on: January 27, 2011, 05:10:51 pm »
Robbo,

I can understand that son, being a commercial decision. If my mail is correct (and we all know the answer to that) the night was a screaming success, heightened by the fact that half of the crowd were KOCC cronies trying to stem the flow of KOCC defectors to HD. But it is a different arrangement when a commercial sponsor is also a competitor and start times/rules/morals are altered to cater for this individual. Shame KOCC shame.

Your shameless friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: The Ferret returns - again
« on: January 27, 2011, 01:47:49 pm »
Robbo et al,

It seems Metro's good club (KOCC) has two sets of rules. Noted by several people on Australia day racing at KOCC was the delaying tactics for one psuedo sponsor of the club, as his plane was late from Melbourne due to fog. I am then reliably informed (thank you C grader XY123 (code)) that this same person, having arrived late and missed the A grade start, proceeded to ride down the finish straight the wrong way until he met A grade. This same rider has been disqualified by KOCC for taking pace from vehicles in races at the Gang. It would seem some have a short memory!! What The Ferret then saw with his own eyes, defied any law I have read. This individual proceeded to swap off turns and engage in the race, something you cannot do if you do not go the distance. That is..........unless you are a psuedo sponsor of KOCC!!

So, next time KOCC publish a 9am start on a public holiday, or a 2.30pm start on a Saturday, just remember, that if a club sponsor suggests they may be late, you won't be starting at the advertised time. If this happened at HD, that punter would be invited to help take places at the finish line. They would get a lesson in the bargain. Shalom

Your punctual friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:17:33 pm »
Robbo,

Or workwear for the perennially unemployed. Now there is a thought.

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: The Ferret returns - again
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:13:45 pm »
Metro,

No son, no involvement in new kit

HJ,

If my mail is correct, Metro has been seen out in a Cessnock kit. Furthermore, I understand he may have "snowdropped" it off Clydey's clothesline. Note to Metro; people will put two and two together soon son. If Clydey finds out.......you will never get a good mark at Cessnock. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 24, 2011, 11:04:55 am »
Dogma,

Look at your avatar son. Everyone sees the light at some stage in their life. Shalom

DW,

That is called being looked after by your own club son. If you were in that ridiculous WAMM kit, I'm surprised you weren't shuffled back two grades to D!!

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 19, 2011, 12:52:49 pm »
Metro,

Yes, my dictionary was required son.

On another matter concerning clubs, if my mail is correct (and we all know the answer to that) I understand HVV is to merge with the NCM (Newcastle Cycleways Movement). The Articles of Association for the new merged club will mean that all male veteran riders will have to grow a long flowy beard (it will be grey/white because of their age). I have it on good authority that guys like Don McWha, Brian Atkins, Turtle, Skillo and Heavy Kevvy are all considering gigs as Santa Claus come Christmas, subject to the relevant police checks!! Imagine if you are in one of the lower grades (anything less than A grade is lower), you won't be able to tell them apart with their flowy beards.

Note to Team Windsock: the flowy beard may act as a wind gauge. Dr Brad might let his whiskers go a bit. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: The Ferret returns - again
« on: January 19, 2011, 12:15:46 pm »
Spandy,

No, but I appreciate the comparison. The world needs more truthful people to tell it how it is. For example, if you tell someone who is ugly that they are beautiful, they know you are crapping them. Better off not to insult their vision or waste their time and just tell them they are ugly. Shalom

Metro,


I did have some affinity with Zoolander and we often exchanged banter on the previous forum. For the record, I was NOT approached by Team WAMM to help design their kit and am not insulted that I wasn't. Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 18, 2011, 02:58:47 pm »
Robbo,

I take any comparative to this word as a compliment son, gauging by the definition as I detailed same.

DW,

Why have bounds when you are genuine, honest and there to help others improve? Shalom

Your friend

The Ferret

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 17, 2011, 05:18:21 pm »
DW,

The truth hurts son. It is not my problem if I am the deliverer of such information.

Your friend in perspicacity

The Ferret

PS. DW......
Perspicacity (or perspicaciousness) is a penetrating discernment - a clarity of vision or intellect which provides a deep understanding and insight.[1]

Being perspicacious about other people, rather than having false illusions, is a sign of good mental health.[2]

Shalom indeed. You have picked me in one son

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Cycling Chat & Info / Re: KOCC - stay or transfer to HDCC?
« on: January 17, 2011, 08:57:40 am »
Robbo,

Or, if you have no results and **** form, just leave. Don't waste anyone's time asking them anything so stupid. I remember guys like the Perry's and Snake in The Grass, they let their pedals do the talking. These guys want recognition before they do anything, yet have shown nothing dynamic thus far. He is also a **** communicator from what you detail Robbo. KOCC can have him.........

Look at the loyalty he displayed to Box. He has the slowest Lethal bike in Newy. Good riddance.

Your friend who has no trouble communicating

The Ferret

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